He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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