i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Randomize
