he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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