you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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