When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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