My friends, they love my intelligence
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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