What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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