I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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