What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize
