Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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