Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
There r osticjed everywhere
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
there is puke in my bra ... again
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