Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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