god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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