so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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