found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
wow bdsm is so cute
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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