That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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