Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
