and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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