Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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