Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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