break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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