I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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