Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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