a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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