You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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