well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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