Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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