She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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