he shaved USA in his pubs
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You were trust falling into bushes
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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