Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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