do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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