that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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