Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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