out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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