is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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