Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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