I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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