we have officially lost it.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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