there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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