People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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