Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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