i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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