Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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