I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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