So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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