He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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