Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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