Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
my poor anus
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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