I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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