I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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