woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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