belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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