Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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