But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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