Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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