im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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