He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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